Monday, October 31, 2011

Faceless Frey: Taking the Iron Throne Part 6


Faceless Frey leaves Tyrion to get reacquainted with Tysha and makes his way back to the throne room. He takes his seat on the Iron Throne. The dragons are milling about and Rhaegal approaches. Faceless Frey puts out a hand to pet the dragon and offers him a slice of sparrow pie, a popular selection over near Baelor's sept. Rhaegal approves. The two are fast friends. Dany enters the throne room and announces herself with all her many titles. When she finishes Faceless Frey greets her, chiding her for taking so long to get to Westeros and King's Landing. When she sees the dragon's taking a liking to him she is shocked and in for a big surprise.

Friday, October 14, 2011

Faceless Frey: Taking the Iron Throne Part 5


In the time it takes Jon Snow to contemplate the meaning of his life, Faceless Frey has formulated the rest of his plan and moves on to Tyrion Lannister. He brings him back into the pie factory that he has established in the Red Keep and lets him in on a little secret. He knows where whores go!

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Faceless Frey: Taking the Iron Throne Part 4


While problem solving for himself, Faceless Frey decides to have Jon Snow do a little problem solving of his own.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Faceless Frey: Taking the Iron Throne Part 3


With Tommen and Varys out of the way, Faceless Frey seizes the Iron Throne for himself. He gets comfortable, careful not to inadvertently stab himself and cuts himself a slice of spider pie, a great follow up to little bird pie. As he eats, he hears crashes and shouts and screams outside the throne room. The doors burst open and three growing dragons push their way inside. Their three riders, Dany, Tyrion, and Jon Snow step off and take their place before Faceless Frey, challenging him for the Iron Throne. Ghost wanders in sometime later to take his place beside Jon, clearly not a fan of the dragon riding. His red eyes stare at Faceless Frey. Faceless Frey looks out at them, trying to let his nerves show. He was not expecting this, for these three to actually get their act together and find their way to him. He takes another bite of pie and mulls over the possibilities of what to do. All he knows, is that he must act fast!

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Faceless Frey: Taking the Iron Throne Part 2



Faceless Frey coaxes little Tommen off of the Iron Throne with promises of pie and puppies. Tommen sits enjoying his mother pie and Ser Pounce makes fast friends with Willas' puppies, engaging in a rousing game of tug-of-war with the ball of yarn. Faceless Frey looks at the Iron Throne as says aloud, "It's mine!" Then, out of nowhere, Varys slips from the shadows to confront him. Faceless Frey was prepared for this though and pulls out another pie to await the confrontation.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Faceless Frey: Taking the Iron Throne Part 1


After vanquishing the fake dragon, Faceless Frey departs from the Stormlands and makes his way to King's Landing. He takes advantage of Cersei's weakened state in the wake of Kevan's death and makes quick work of her. Then he enters the throne room and finds little Tommen sitting upon the Iron Throne, a crown heavy on his brow. Ser Pounce plays with a string of yarn that King Tommen dangles over the side of the throne. Faceless Frey smiles in his mind and calls in the reinforcements. Willas' puppies trot in behind him as he walks in.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Faceless Frey: Taking the Iron Throne Preview Part 2

Facless Frey has a few more faces he has to face before he can take the Iron Throne. Let's see who these players are.