Monday, September 12, 2011

Making the Eight...Pies: Next stop, The Westerlands!


After leaving Harrenhal in Hot Pie's capable hands, Faceless Frey heads off to the Westerlands. With Tywin and Kevan Lannister both dead, Tyrion off across the Narrow Sea, Cersei stuck in Kings Landing, Jaime running around the Riverlands likely being chased down by Harrenhal Pie makers, and no one else really worth mentioning amongst the Lannister clan, taking Casterly Rock was pretty easy. Faceless Frey is a little unimpressed by the Rock though after all he had heard. When the locals try to serenade him with endless versions of the Rains of Castamere, made famous again at the Red Wedding (which he had absolutely nothing to do with...really), he begs them to sing him a song about pie!

Making the Eight...Pies: First stop, The Riverlands!


In his quest for world domination, Faceless Frey heads to each of the Seven Kingdoms, plus The Riverlands to "make the eight" as (tv show) Robert Baratheon would say. For his first stop, he sets out to take The Riverlands stronghold Harrenhal, turning it into a giant pie factory. After plucking Hot Pie from the obscurity of that inn we last saw him at, Faceless Frey names him castellan and head pie maker of the newly opened Harrenhal Pies!

Faceless Frey asks: What is the direwolf equivalent of Dracarys?

Faceless Frey asks: How many Frey's does it take to make Frey Pie?

Faceless Frey hopes chainmail will protect him!

The Creation of Faceless Frey